Politics at Work

First off, let me say...FUCKING POLITICS AT WORK, OH MY FUCKING GOD.

 

JESUS CHRIST ON A FUCKING POGO STICK.

 

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So here's the sitch...someone fucks up and it involves me so I say, "Hey now, what's all this?" and they say, "WE FUCKED UP BECAUSE IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT NEENER NEENER." So then I say, "Hey wait, that's actually pretty bad policy, you're a dick." So then, my boss calls out their boss about their dick behaviour, and suddenly their boss is sending false reports about me up the chain to the Director. Of course, I'm awesome, I know I'm awesome, and I cover my ass with every move, so no problems there, but man, that pisses me off. You make a mistake and then compound it by falsifying reports about the people that catch it? Talk about harassment.

 

 

For My Listening Pleasure

On the ipod: fun, jazzy Jamie!

Mater Soup!!

This recipe looks reeeeeeeally good.

 

 

BBQ Recipe

1c Ketchup

1/4c Brown Sugar

1/4c Vinegar (any kind)

1 sm onion

2 tbsp chopped garlic

1-2 Chipotle peppers

2 tbsp Jalepeno relish (or pickled peppers)

1 tbsp cumin (or chili powder)

Salt and Pepper to taste

Chop up onions and garlic and saute until very soft. Add in all the other ingredients and cook down. This may be put through a blender before canning if you like a smoother sauce.

Vacay begins!!

Don'tcha LOVE these Bastards.

These guys who call up and just are lookin for a fight. Well, tell ya what. Fuck you, buddy, and the walker you hobbled in on. I pride myself on being fast, efficient, and professional, and one thing I *don't* need is you fuckin up my day just because you forgot to take your stool softener.

What is it about being OLD and entitled that bugs me so much? I realize I'm the one answering the phone. I'm the one doing my damndest to help your snarly ass. So get off my case and let me help you already!!

...not enough coffee in the world...

Dumbest Headline of the Day

"Most Americans back Obama on Libya, but not a majority" - USA Today


Thank you.


Thank you, USA Today for reminding me how Americans got so dumb.

Oh, For Fucks Sake

http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/03/22/us-abortion-southdakota-idUSTRE72L65320110322

 

72 hours? This is the time a woman will have to wait, wait for the dead child inside her to be removed after she's had a miscarriage. 

 

72 hours? This is the time that a woman will have to agonize whether she's going from first to second to third trimester and cost goes up...

 

72 hours? This is the time I'd like to spend alone in a room with those lawmakers in SD beating them in the cocks with a baseball bat.