personality test. Hmm...

Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Stability |||| 20%
Orderliness |||||||||||| 46%
Altruism |||||||||||| 43%
Interdependence |||||| 30%
Intellectual |||||||||||| 43%
Mystical |||||||||||| 43%
Artistic |||| 16%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||| 50%
Materialism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Narcissism |||||||||| 36%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Work ethic |||||||||| 36%
Self absorbed |||||| 30%
Conflict seeking |||||| 30%
Need to dominate |||||||||| 36%

Romantic |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Avoidant |||||||||||| 43%
Anti-authority |||||| 23%
Wealth |||| 16%
Dependency |||||||||||| 50%
Change averse |||||||||| 36%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Individuality |||||||||| 36%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Peter pan complex |||||||||| 36%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical fitness || 10%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Paranoia |||| 16%
Vanity |||||||||||||||| 63%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Female cliche |||||||||||||||||| 76%

Stability results were low which suggests you are very worrying, insecure, emotional, and anxious.

Orderliness results were medium which suggests you are moderately organized, hard working, and reliable while still remaining flexible, efficient, and fun.

Extraversion results were very high which suggests you are overly talkative, outgoing, sociable and interacting at the expense too often of developing your own individual interests and internally based identity.

trait snapshot:
open, tough, irritable, worrying, does not like to be alone, craves attention, low self control, emotionally sensitive, interacting, sad, very social, aggressive, prefer organized to unpredictable, dependent, social chameleon, suspicious, values the heart over the mind, likes large parties, outgoing, likes to make fun, likes to fit in, mildly phobic, vain, makes friends easily, enjoys leadership, clingy, rash

Ok. so I don't see myself in there at all with a few exceptions...so I took another test.

Paranoid	||||||	30%	49%
Schizoid	||||||	30%	53%
Schizotypal	||||||||||||	42%	53%
Antisocial	||||||||||||	46%	47%
Borderline	||||||||||||||||	66%	47%
Histrionic	||||||||||	34%	43%
Narcissistic	||||||||||||	46%	41%
Avoidant	||||||||||||	50%	39%
Dependent	||||	18%	37%
Obsessive-Compulsive	||||||||||	34%	40%

*scores in gray are the average web score

Borderline?? Avoidant?? ah phooey. I'm not even sure what those mean, but it can't be good. =P