numb ass

so like, yeah I'm gonna try this novel thing but jesus CHRIST my ass is numb from sitting here for so long. I'm gonna have to find a little alarm that says BEEP beep, shelley get up and stretch before you lose all feeling in your nethers. At least I have a freshly-cleaned Senseo that I ran vinegar through this morning. My coffee will be good and fast. And plentiful. With luck, that is.

Of course - the novel is gonna be CRAP - but hell, as long as my word count is high I don't give a ratfuck.